The Eight Nights of Hanukkah
(Sung to the tune of "The 12 days of Christmas)

On the first night of Hanukkah my true love gave to me, a warm bagel topped
with cream cheese.

On the second night of Hanukkah my true love gave to me, two matzoh balls and
a warm bagel topped with cream cheese.

On the third night of Hanukkah my true love gave to me, three golden latkes,
two matzoh balls and a warm bagel topped with cream cheese.

On the fourth night of Hanukkah my true love gave to me, four pounds of corned
beef, three golden latkes, two matzoh balls and a warm bagel topped with cream
cheese.

On the fifth night of Hanukkah my true love gave to me FIVE KOSHER DILLS! Four
pounds of corned beef, three golden latkes, two matzoh balls and a warm bagel
topped with cream cheese.

On the sixth night of Hanukkah my true love gave to me, six dreidles spinning,
FIVE KOSHER DILLS! Four pounds of corned beef, three golden latkes, two matzoh
balls and a warm bagel topped with cream cheese.

On the seventh night of Hanukkah my true love gave to me, seven grandmas
cooking, six dreidles spinning, FIVE KOSHER DILLS! Four pounds of corned beef,
three golden latkes, two matzoh balls and a warm bagel topped with cream
cheese.

On the eighth night of Hanukkah my true love gave to me, eight candles
burning, seven grandmas cooking, six dreidles spinning, FIVE KOSHER DILLS!
Four pounds of corned beef, three golden latkes, two matzoh balls and a warm
bagel topped with cream cheese.