DIARY OF A COW


Mon:   Grazed.  Chewed cud.  Followed everybody else.  Pretty 
uneventful.


Tue:   Found a salt lick.  Very Tasty


Wed:   Stood in the shade awhile.  Followed everybody back to the 
other side of the field.


Thur:   Mooed a lot.  Gossiped with Daisy and Bossy.  Had fun.


Fri:   Swatted flies.  Scratched on a fence.  Very relaxing.


Sat:   Car honked at me.  I didn't look up.  This frustrated them.  
Had a good chuckle.